my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
What Is Up With "Thou," "Thee," "Thy," and...
For a children's show, Adventure Time is full of...
tumblrisweird: Being unable to care for your child Being overpowered by your child Being manipulated into an abusive relationship Being attacked by your spouse Depression and attempted suicide Threat of miscarriage Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
twelvedaysofdestiel: ‘jesus, you’re tight,’ i say as i try to cram another goddamn book onto my bookshelf
hitler-kardashian: lea-fpool: when people you dont like keep trying to talk to you what the fuck does this even mean
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
a-sexy-cat: actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and
juilan: meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em I’m gonna fucking murder you
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE
peregrin-fool-of-a-took: 221bec: “so how’s your fandom doing?” it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
youputthetowelonthetable: barryyouasshole: What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business
askgeorgebush: sassyenjolras: twilightpatriot: am-night-king: when someone draws something just for you This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste. The more you know. You must be fun at parties. when someone draws something for me i die of amonia...
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
immortal-complexity: the-alchemist-ed: think twice Yahoo— think. twice. For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.